Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Top 10 Misguided Notions Tungkol sa Kailangan ng Tunay na Babae

10. A woman should have something perfect to wear if the employer 0r date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour…
Perfect dress-perfect dress pa... Ang Tunay na Babae ay hindi papayag na one hour lead time lang.


9. Every woman should know whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally...
Ang Tunay na Babae ay palaging mame-mersonal.

8. A woman should have enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to…

Ang Tunay na Babae ay walang pera. Ang kanya'y kapangyarihan ng bato at plastic. Kung kailangan talaga ng cash, pwede isangla ang eternity ring.

7. A woman should have a feeling of control over her destiny…
Ang Tunay na Babae ay mataimtim na maghinihintay lang sa kanyang destiny. Pag dumating na, saka nya ito iko-control.

6. A woman should have a youth she's content to leave behind…
Ang Tunay na Babae ay hindi tumatanda.

5. A woman should have a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age…
Ang Tunay na Babae ay discreet at hindi magchi-chika ng juicy past nya sa mga apo.

4. A woman should have one friend who always makes her laugh and one who lets her cry...
Ang Tunay na Babae ay tatawa one minute at hahagulgol the next. Dapat ang kaibigan nya all-in-one.

3. Every woman should know where to go, be it to her best friend's kitchen table, or a charming inn in the woods, when her soul needs soothing...
Duh. Ang Tunay na Babae ay magsha-shopping. Period.

2. Every woman should know when to try harder and when to walk away…
Ang Tunay na Babae ay hindi trying hard at sya'y magwo-walk out kahit kelan nya gusto!

1. A woman should have a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra…
Black lace bra lang ang kailangan ng Tunay na Babae; say the word at asahan mo meron darating na may dalang screwdrivers at cordless drill.





Whacked lines borrowed from "30 Things Every Woman Should Have & Should Know By The Time She's 30" by Pamela Redmond Satran, Glamour Magazine, May 1997. And yes, na-forward na to sa email mo for sure.

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5 comments:

  1. Una, benta ang "Duh. Ang Tunay na Babae ay magsho-shopping. Period."

    At mas benta ang say the word at asahan mo meron dadrating na may dalang screwdrivers at cordless drill. HAHAHAHAHA. Bastos.

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  2. .."Ang Tunay na Babae ay hindi trying hard at sya'y magwo-walk out kahit kelan nya gusto!" - Isang malutong na TUMPAAAK!! Galing mo TnB LOL

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  3. 8. Ang Tunay na Lalake ay laging may tae sa brief.
    - Ang tunay na babae ay laging handang maglaba!

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  4. eww.. ayokong maglaba ng ganun :)

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