Thursday, April 30, 2009

Ang Tunay na Babae 101: Invoking your State-Protected Rights

Ang Tunay na Babae ay hindi bimbo; alam nya ang kanyang mga karapatan. Kaya kung merong mga elementong minamasama ang iyong pagiging Tunay na Babae, you can invoke some relevant provisions sa Philippine Constitution.

Kung palaging pinagbabawalan ng BF ang Tunay na Babae na gumimik:

Article III Section 1. No person shall be deprived of a life.

Kung sugurin ng buong barkada ang lalakeng nang-gago sa Tunay na Babae:
Article III Section 4. No law shall be passed abridging the freedom of speech, of expression, or the right of the people to assemble and petition the sucker for redress of grievances.

Kung ayaw payagan ng BF ang Tunay na Babae na magpunta sa Bora na hindi sya kasama:
Article III Section 6. The right to travel shall not be impaired except in the interest of national security, public safety, or public health, as may be provided by law.

Kung nahuli ng Tunay na Babae ang BF na may ka-holding hands in public at ayaw ibigay ng loko ang cellphone nya for further investigation:
Article III Section 7. The right to information on matters of public concern shall be recognized. Access to records, documents and papers shall be afforded the citizen.

Kung ang Tunay na Babae naman ang mahuli ng BF na may ibang kina-career:
Article III Section 17. No person shall be compelled to be a witness against herself.

Kung nahuli ng BF ang Tunay na Babae, pinarusahan, pinatawad, at inulit ng Tunay na Babae ang kasalanan:

Article III Section 21. No person shall be twice put in jeopardy of punishment for the same offense. If an act is already punished, it shall constitute a bar to another prosecution for the same act.

Kung ayaw payagan ng BF ang Tunay na Babae na mag-bridal shower sa Chico's o kumuha ng exotic dancer:
Article XIV Section 18.1. The State shall ensure equal access to cultural opportunities.

Kung ang Tunay na Babae ay bumabanat ng sumbat at hindi pinagsasalita ang BF:
Article III Section 12.1. Any person under investigation for the commission of an offense shall have the right to be informed of his right to remain silent.


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10 comments:

  1. i'm not entertained.

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  2. HAHAHA!!! Pwede! Kulto na ito! :D

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  3. sa mga chick na nasa likod ng blog na ito, digs na digs!

    wasak!

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  4. di ako bakla, babae ako.May 3, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    hahahaha! amazing! bookmark! >_<

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  5. wooo!! DIGS. :)) i love this.

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  6. I know this article is meant to be for "fun" pero please don't use the Philippine Constitution as stated above.

    The Philippine constitution is meant to be used in a court/criminal case rather than in the general public's everyday interaction. The law is there for those who break the law but NOT when there's something that happens in everyday life na hindi naman aabot sa demandahan.

    I hope you'd put some kind of disclaimer kase baka people would take this literally and use it for other reasons other than what you have stated here.

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  7. sige sige.. may maipost lang.

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