Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Here, Pussy Pussy


Can someone please explain to me why vaginas and sissies are called pussies. Cats are not really "scaredy cats". They're just smart enough to know when to run from danger. And vaginas, why? Like they're hairy or something? Not all vaginas are hairy. And not all pussies are hairy. For that matter, why are cats called pussies?




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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Refer to Credo ng Tunay na Babae No. 15

Ang maganda sa trapik, 
mas mahaba ang soundtrip. 

Ang maganda sa soundtrip, 
mas malayo pa nga ang nararating. 

Nga lang, minsan, paatras.





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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Basketball ba kamo?


    Free throw na lang muna. 
    Pwede rin three points. 
    Lalo na pag traveling. 
    Basta ingat sa alley oops. 
    Bawal ang 24-second violation. 
    Pass fake ang kasunod nyan. 
    Ingat din sa rebound. 
    Lalo pag galing sa steal. 
    Na na-block. 
    Foul yan. 
    Pwede rin mag-pass. 
    Sana no offense. 
    Dribol mo na lang. 

    - Most Valuable Player 


    #notfromexperience