US Military on FB

http://www.gmanews.tv/story/159442/Pentagon-looks-to-Facebook-Twitter




Nakakagulumihanan ito. US military hunks on FB and Twitter? Ang tunay na lalake ba ay kuma-career ng Facebook at Twitter?

"Lt. John Smith is stroking his shooter in the company of comrades."




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Hatton Knocked Out Cold by Pacquiao

No more Hugh Grant and Colin Firth fantasies. Dahil ang mga Briton pala ay hanggang round 2 lang.

Hindi para sa Tunay na Babae ang laban na 'to. 

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Top 10 Reasons Why Undecided Ang Tunay na Babae about X-Men Origins: Wolverine

10. That scene in which Stryker and Agent Zero first tracked Logan in the woods after 6 years, parang may sexual tension yung sagutan ni Logan at Zero. 

9. Mas rip ngayon si Hugh Jackman than he was in the first X-Men in 2000.

8. Hindi naman kagandahan si Kayla. Wala na ba ma-cast na ibang actress?

7. Ang cute ni Gambit. Lalo na pag pailalim kung tumingin.

6. Can’t help but hum Lady Gaga’s Poker Face pag nakikita si Gambit. Nakakasira ng moment.

5. Ang Tunay na Babae lang ba ang naka-pansin na Hugh Jackman slipped out of his accent a number of times?

4. Kahit anong gawin ng Tunay na Babae, si Van Wilder pa rin ang nakikita nya kay Deadpool. Asan si Tara Reid?

3. So after all the love shared between Logan ang Kayla, Wolverine gets shot in the head and forgets it? How convenient.

2. But then in the end, ang mga Tunay na Babae will take any excuse to see Hugh Jackman running bare-bottom.

1. Teka lang, ha. Why was Emma Frost reduced to some loser that needed to be saved by some ordinary sister? How could they do this to the White Queen?! Alam nyo ba what a girl would give para maging isang tumpok ng diamond na may psychic powers?

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Swine Flu

Hindi naman pala galing sa pork ang swine flu. Gagamitin pa naman sana 'tong excuse para hindi na kumain ng liempo.

Gayunpaman, pareho lang sya ng symptoms kinaumagahan pag minalas ang isang babae na maka-date ang isang ungas.

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